My greatest fear in Jiu Jitsu?
Shitting my pants at practice or a tournament. Either scenario has its pros and cons. Accidentally shitting yourself in practice means you’ll be forever known to your team mates as the guy who shit himself. But paradoxically you’d be surrounded by people who would ostensibly support you through your ordeal. Maybe they’d never bring it up again. But it would always be lurking in the corner of your mind, a wet turd rotting away at the foundation of your confidence.
If it went down at a tournament, you could take comfort in the fact that you’ll probably never see most of those people again. But only if you actively avoided competitions for the rest of your life. Also, it’s a virtually certainty that it was captured on film somehow. And there’s probably no way to kill that person who filmed it before they upload it to their tumblr, so that’s another mondo bummer. You’d probably have to wear a wig to avoid getting stopped on the street after that shit winds up on Tosh.0.
I’ve never shit myself in either in those circumstances. Knock on wood. Maybe in an alternate universe I shit myself in my first class and never came back. Maybe in another it happens every day and I’ve learned to deal with it. I feel like I’ve pulled the best universe when it comes to not defecating all over myself and others in Jiu Jitsu. So in that respect I guess I should be thankful.