Here’s a helpful hint-
Just because you do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, do not go to the Brazilian BBQ food cart in South Philadelphia and think your stomach can handle it. It can’t. Maybe if you are some kind of hyper intelligent goat who can read, then yes, go ahead and eat at the cart, goat.
But if you are human, take a hard pass.
If this was a role playing game, by consuming “CONSUMING BRAZILIAN BBQ FROM A CART” your character would gain the following attributes:
- -10 going to work
- +5 Doo Doo
- +5 writhing skill
- -20 Charisma
- +3 Weird Stomach Noises.
- +1 Parasites that last the remainder of the game.
I guess I can chalk it up as a cultural experience.